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I Lost Control a Long Time Ago

Eric Foltin

Eric Foltin

10 Apr 2026 — 1 min read
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I Lost Control a Long Time Ago

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Eric Foltin

Ordained Pastafarian minister. Spy vs. Spy fiend. Tech-tinkering, people-dodging geocacher with punk roots and hard-earned dev chops.