The No-Nonsense Chocolate Bar

Describe your dream chocolate bar.

I’m a simple guy when it comes to chocolate. No fruit, no nuts, no fancy fillings. Just give me a plain dark chocolate bar, and I’m good.

My dream chocolate bar? It’s solid, strong, and straight-up dark—something around 80% cocoa. I like it bold, with that rich taste that hits you right away. It should have that clean snap when you break off a piece, and it needs to melt slowly in your mouth. No weird flavors, no crunch, just smooth, deep chocolate.

I don’t need caramel, sea salt, or anything else mixed in. A lot of people like extras, but to me, that just gets in the way. I want chocolate to taste like chocolate.

If I had it my way, the packaging would be just as simple. Dark wrapper, clean design. Nothing flashy. Just something that says, “This is legit.”

So yeah, that’s the dream. Just good, strong dark chocolate—nothing more, nothing less